dot-commer

A poor sap with delusions of granduer who works 80-hour weeks at a dot com.

The dot-commer kept bragging about his impressive stock options

by dk December 27, 2004

Super Serious Facebook Commentor

Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down

Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol

Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah

Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!

by Shizzy1980 February 22, 2011

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments

the stupidest thing on earth, and people use it to get kids to give them likes

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments: noun:DURHHH 1 LIKE EQUALS 1 PRAYER YEAHHH BETTER LIKE FOR THIS IF U DONT U HAVE NO SOULD
kid: oh shit i better like right now!
any person above the age of fetus: 🤦

by annoyed person November 3, 2020

Comment closer

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.

Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.

by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011

commen

A commen is:

a) a cereal company in competition with criterion
b) a chicken
c) an insignificant comment which doesn't make sense but is funny to the writer and an individual reader nonetheless
d) a computer omen

Girl: My computer just crashed!
An It: It's a commen.

by Mimi George September 6, 2006

Commercial Music

A typically indie or alternative-rock song that has a good beat and/or catchy lyrics, making it likely to be used in a television commercial.

Person A: Listen to this new Phoenix song!
Person B: It's good... but it sounds familiar. I think I've heard it before.
Person A: Yeah, it's commercial music

by AdmitIthipsters May 28, 2010

comment whore

A person who comments many times on one persons blog, myspace..etc.

Damnit Becky, you're like such a comment whore. You commented me like 12 times in like 1 minute.

by Jeb A. Diah December 12, 2006