Colorado Omelette

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.

Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.

by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012

Colorado Head butt

A fake head butt followed through with a straight punch to the nuts

I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt

by Nut Crusher May 25, 2012

colorado chocolate shake

When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water

I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.

by bemused January 14, 2015

talking color

A color which is the true favorite. may occur or be seen while smoking pot.

ali bee: Here dude try a hit off this J.
Eccademus: Whoa! My talking color is brown!!!

by ali bee September 4, 2004

Person of Color

A Person of Color is the opposite of a Person of Noncolor. A largely confusing and inaccurate term, as one of the colors the term describes, is in fact, similarly to the noncolor, not a color at all.

There are those who believe one or both of the noncolors are in fact colors. Therefore, you should make sure which definition is being used before addressing someone, so that you don't risk offending the person.

Could you please give this envelope to the Person of Color over there. It's the one who is standing next to the Person of Noncolor.

by Petmakmak December 21, 2018

Colorado Rockies

baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers

The Rockies scored 12 runs, but lost 15-12, cause their pitchers suck.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Colorado

A mountainous state is the western U.S. best known for its Mother Nature on crack weather, over celebrated weed culture, pathetic Broncos fans with serious inferiority complexes, horrendous drivers, more east coast transplants than CA, OR and WA combined (but they still bitch about “Calforniacation”), where plaid, beards, dogs, and Subaru’s are the standard operating procedure, and where brainwashed liberals think they are saving the earth by shopping at Whole Foods and redefining modern culture by ripping on conservatives, Christians and the AFA in Colorado Springs (never mind they elected a Communist Governor). One redeeming quality is the epic skiing...but even that’s ruined by the idiot liberals, snobs, and douchebags that move from the east coast. Used to be great. Now just a painful lesson in how to wreck a state by letting the idiot marxists have control.

Don’t Colorado your life.

You’ve made plenty on mistakes in life, but at least you didn’t Colorado it like Mike did!

by Idiot liberal February 27, 2019