Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Chafing

To yearn or desire someone deeply

As the woman watched her husband sail away, she was chafing for her to come back

by Yuri-Tarded Son September 1, 2025

Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)

Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

Chasing the cheese

Basically chasing the money or getting money

The weekend just ended and im already chasing the cheese!

by Cobson The Great October 29, 2025

steeple chasing

performing sexual activity

the girl was steeple chasing with her boyfriend when her dad walked in.

by huricane katrina September 3, 2006

Currie-Caring Experiment

The Currie-Caring Experiment, developed by Dr. Cam Currie of the University of Winchester, is a classic teenage social experiment, in which one friend ceases communication with another friend to see if they do in fact care for the other. Results of this experiment vary; some people are horrified to find that their "friend" does not in fact care, while others are pleasantly delighted to find that their friend really does care about them. Use of the Currie-Caring Experiment is suggested only in dire situations.

Guy: Have you talked to Natalie recently?
Girl: No, I was unsure about our friendship so I started a Currie-Caring experiment with her. It's not going well so far...

Guy: I'm sorry... I hope things get better, she's always been really great to you!
Girl: Thanks, guy.

by drcam March 20, 2012

Chinese chasing

The acting of romantically pursuing someone of asian background.

Man, he really loves them Japanese girls. He be straight up chinese chasing after them all day.

by GeezThisGuy June 28, 2012