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Trichologically Challenged

Trichology is a branch of dermatology that understands the dynamics of hair growth, scalp related problems, hair loss and male pattern balding.

Based on this, the phrase trichologically challenged is a reference to male pattern balding or men who are losing hair.
Science has still not been able to explain why the men in my family are trichologically challenged.

Male pattern balding leaves many a handsome man trichologically challenged.

Rogaine, a boon for the trichologically challenged.
by shrubrulee February 7, 2018
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philly challenge

Ben said I couldn't do the philly challenge and I proved him wrong.
by Catalystriver November 3, 2013
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The Fan Challenge

A challenge in which dumb asses try to stick their tongue as close to a fan as possible.
Shit man, I just got my tongue cut off trying to do the fan challenge.
by yaâ February 28, 2018
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Challenger Douche

Guy who undeservedly drives a brand new challenger around. Commonly hits the rev limiter every time the car stops (some wish he will blow the motor to shit). The driver talks in a nasally voice, with his catchphrase being "Hey You Guys." He also walks with his back tilted at about a 5 degree angle. His ultimate goal is to put a ricer engine in a classic camaro. Absolutely no one has any idea why he would do this.
Rotard: My shit is the best!
Challenger Douche: No way man, listen to me. *Arandadadadah* *Arandadadadah* BOOM!
Jay Leno + 90's ford enthusiast: Was that your engine?
by Why you call yourself a nigga November 11, 2011
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Scrotumnally-Challenged

Adjective. When someone does not have the courage to implement an act.
He was not a valiant man; one could say he was scrotumnally-challenged.
by amazon_dee November 10, 2006
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Corn Challenge

A test of the human body to see how capable it is. To do this challenge there is a set of rules one must follow.

Rule 1: Thou shalt eat corn until thy defacates corn from excessive consumption of corn.

Rule 2 : Thou shalt consume corn until the challenge is completed or if the challenge is failed.

Rule 3 : Thou can fail the challenge if one eats foodstuffs that are not corn, if thou skips one meal, or if one throws up. The challenge may NOT be quit on command.

Rule 4 : If ANY of these rules art broken thou shalt be named a "loser."

If one is able to complete the challenge thou art able to brag and must ask one of thy friends to attempt the challenge.
Jeff: Hey Pete, have you tried the Corn Challenge?
Pete: Yeah... Unsuccessfully.
by Double_Dee July 1, 2014
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vaginally challenged

Vaginally challenged is a word to define a homosexual male who had made the conscious decision to become gay. There is no medical fact, statistic, or case proving that you are born homosexual. It is a choice just like everything else in this world, just like I choose to have sex with a female.
John, Mike, and Steve all went to the gay porn store because the doctor has diagnosed them with being vaginally challenged.
by Cameron Seisan July 1, 2007
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