by mattie coles September 28, 2005
Get the callin' cousin earl mug.An ignorant idiot that takes out his own personal problems out on other people , will always loose arguments as his only insults are “fat” or “short “
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by The_defonitionist January 24, 2019
Get the Callums corner mug.1. n. That rough skin on your member resulting from over-masturbation.
2. n. A cheesewadded fucktard
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by Your bitch-ass mom May 13, 2005
Get the phallus callus mug.Callum is a little prick who has really dry lips and isn't even that good looking but for some reason you still think about him. He's stupid, annoying and has really bad hair
Callum is a piece of shit
by Im right so listen up October 7, 2015
Get the Callum mug.Sometimes when playing a female sport like volleyball, there is someone of questionable sexuality. Sometimes you refer to them as a "softball playa" but when there is no doubt, of said individual's slant , they are refered to as a Callan.
A callan can also be someone who is in love with a "steve"
A callan can also be someone who is in love with a "steve"
Gah, I hate changing in front of that callan, she always stares at me.
Callan and steve would make a really hawt couple.
Callan and steve would make a really hawt couple.
by Liz Sparrow October 3, 2007
Get the callan mug.in the group of friends ... there will always be one that thinks a "sex on a stick" has to be ..... long haired greasy and fat ..... ( wouldnt be suprised if you could cook them in a deep fat frier.... without havin to add extra grease) longer nails than normal or any girl known to man. hangs penguins of a unwashed hat. smells jus as bad as his room which he could never leave cos hes sweats in sun light .... trust me ... this is dangerous.
and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!
A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!
A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
"oh...how is Rosie?"
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"yeah?"
"he's a callum"
*silence*
"Ew"
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"yeah?"
"he's a callum"
*silence*
"Ew"
by WykeDykesbaby February 10, 2010
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