crystal

crystal is me, my name is crystal

“crystal is better then lilan”

by lalaloopsyyyy January 7, 2024

Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath

Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.

by Cody5050 May 3, 2023

Sun Crystals

A defunct brand of sweetner

We’ve been very excited to offer Sun Crystals All-Natural Sweetener as an option in the world of natural sweeteners–which makes it disappointing to share the news that Sun Crystals has been discontinued due to unmet sales expectations.

Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.

Best,
The Sun Crystals family

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Crystal Goyette

French for gonorrhea

Goyette:sir miles head the goyette disease it was evident after seeing his underwear with green stains on it after having sex with Crystal goyette

by C Goyette May 12, 2023

Crystal skull

Pronoun used to describe a meth-head

That crystal skull stole all the copper wire from the house

by Rustybongwater January 29, 2023

Crystal Ice

after you cum in her ass pop you pop in an ice cube or two.

"Dude, last night I gave her some Crystal Ice"
"Wack, dude"

by clorox water February 1, 2023

Crystal 7up

A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.

Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.

Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks

Crystal from 7up is a rat
Crystal 7up

by AySly February 2, 2023