crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing September 08, 2017
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Jizz Cricket

A girls who gets cum on her inner-thigh/feet and rubs her legs/feet together like a cricket
You know Izzy? She’s such a jizz cricket
by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 08, 2022
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claim cricket

A derogatory term usually attributed to a white person of middle class means who lives in the Midwest region of the United States especially where people boomed for gold.
The dirty white boy wasn't nothing but a privileged claim cricket.
by DeadPegasus666 June 01, 2022
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Cricket Man

The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.
Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.
by AuntieMC October 10, 2021
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Cricket rub

Using your leg to rub against your mans penis while cuddling
Yeah girl I think I’m gonna dump him, he came from just me cricket rubbing him
by ELM2.0 September 15, 2020
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Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”
Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket
by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019
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cricketers tan

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )
"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"
by CricBadger March 13, 2016
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