Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

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getting creepy

1) sexual intercourse of any kind.
2) going out to get with someone on the dance floor.

sorry, i was too busy getting creepy last night in my room

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hold my drink i’m gonna go get creepy on the dance floor

by tootybum69 December 11, 2023

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seven crappy hours of our life

School.

Person 1) Isn't school a fucking pain in the ass?
Person 2) You know what it IS?
Person 1) What?
Person 2) Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
Person 1) Blud you speaking fax 🗣

by AverageAvgeek January 2, 2024

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.exe creepypasta

if it exists, there’s an .exe creepypasta of it. NO EXPECTIONS!

I swear i saw Bob make an .exe creepypasta of himself!

by nutsacktickler69 May 18, 2024

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Carl Crepps

A holla boy who can lose himself in the wrong girl(hoes). I had a Carl Crepps once and didn't trust him because of past assholes only then I realized he was very true to me. The boy that got away. The dude I'll always have a soft spot for and look out 4 and protect and defend. The definition of you don't know what you got till it's gone. Usually doing a bid cuz some tramp throws him under the bus to save her ass and cheats on him 3x more than she did right under his nose. Had one love of his life a German Shepard named Genesis.

That poor dude got with a dum hoe and doesn't realize he had a Kimberly what a Carl Crepps.

by BoycottingBmws February 6, 2025

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