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crack or sack

When you wipe your finger under someones nose and they have to identify wether the smell is from your crack or sack
Hey honey, crack or sack?
by Cthorn May 25, 2019
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Kraken on crack

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU
by Blackballsxdxdxd May 14, 2021
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cracking cans

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.
- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.
by Boags July 24, 2007
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Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.
He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.
by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018
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Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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Crack Belt

The instantly achieved status of an individual who has recently partaken in crack cocaine that makes fighting said individual highly inadvisable.
A: Bro are you fucking serious? You let that crackhead into our dorm?

B: What could I do? I’d already opened the door plus he was a crack belt. Dude had some kind of piece of metal up his sleeve.

A: Shit fair enough, man. Never fight a crack belt. They’ll show you who’s sensei .
by Chrizone May 30, 2018
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