corn Cake

shit, crap, Deuce, the old Number 2

After eating Mexican food, Magnum had to drop a corn cake

by T-bone October 28, 2004

corn cougar

- noun, plural -gars, (especially collectively), -gar

1. The single most terrifying creature ever to exist.

2.Created in a Iowa State University laboratory, bio engineered to depopulate deer from corn fields, the corn cougar has been the cause of several children's death since being released into the wild.

3. A sexually active (50-63 year old) woman who stalks the rows in search of youthful field workers.

News anchor: We'll take you to Ottumwa, Iowa now, where a corn cougar carrying around the intestines of a 5-year-old Ottumwan girl was shot dead in a field this afternoon. We go to Tom for more. Tom?

Tom: This is no aroused housewife with a sweat fetish, folks. The beast of all beasts has struck again.

Gardangit, all this corn pluckin' makes me horny. You seen any corn cougars aroun' here, Chuck?

by Clarken March 12, 2011

Can of corn

A food that calms down fat people after they’ve taken a huge, painful blow to their body.

“ Can a’ corn, can a’ corn and I’ll be fine, can ‘a corn,” said Joey the fat Cuban boy as he was helped off the football field after taking a huge hit from the jock, requesting a can of corn.

by anonymous January 16, 2019

corn-rim

Someone who has yellow kernels of shit on their dong as the result of shoving their penis into the ass of someone who had previously eaten corn.

Jen must have gone to the BBQ because when Kevin pulled his cock out of her ass he had corn-rim.

by JDubb July 20, 2003

corn muffin

a muffin, often shaped like a cupcake, made from cornmeal.

"Just finished a batch of corn muffins, they are still hot."

by arn8409 November 28, 2007

Kettle corn

The act of tea bagging a girl/guy with poprocks in their mouth. This abides to the rules of kettle corn, due to the sweet and salty combo as well as the popping.

Have you ever experienced kettle corn? It's pretty extreme cause some times the popping hurts, but it hurts so good.

by Life changer April 11, 2010

corn star

a girl who jams corn on the cob into her pussy to get off.

Last night my girl fucked herself with some corn on the cob. She's a real corn star!

by mikew5205 September 23, 2010