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mouth control

what rachel has...
yo dude guess what...mouth control. hhahahaaa...
by matches April 22, 2003
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Air Traffic Control

A game played by airline pilots and air traffic controllers. The game has no rules, and neither side knows how it is played, but the goal is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.
Flying used to be fun, but its not with this air traffic control shit.
by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004
mugGet the Air Traffic Controlmug.

Chernobyl Control Panel

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.
Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.
by Christopherusly October 22, 2012
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Air Traffic Control

A way of indirectly calling a person out on something. This is best done over the phone or on a person-to-person communication program, such as ventrilo or the default ones used in many online video games. The process generally begins with a static sound and followed by slightly masking your voice to purposely sound like you're talking through a cheap microphone.
Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to Urban Dictionary, stop being so amazing, over.

Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to Steven, quit being a faggot, over.

Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to World of Warcraft, quit ruining my life, over.
mugGet the Air Traffic Controlmug.

redneck birth control

A form of birth control usually consisting of anything bought at walmart. (Duct tape, clothespins, pvc pipe, ziploc bags, etc.)
Hey i went to walmart and got some redneck birth control from the craft section
by Skammmmm October 8, 2015
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Male birth control

you're shitty personality or looks prevent you from getting girls or prevents women wanting to get with you/ have children with you.
did you hear that billy is a trump supporter?
not surprised, he's like male birth control.
by haileyy.k March 8, 2021
mugGet the Male birth controlmug.

baptist birth control

"Did you at least use a condom?"

"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."
by MrChainsaw90 April 3, 2020
mugGet the baptist birth controlmug.

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