Cole Kubitschek

A guy who lacked affection growing up so now he thinks being nice is just being a simp.

Bennett: Hey today I saw Cole Kubitschek!

Mike: Sorry you had to see him, must've been unpleasant.

Bennett: Yeah it was on TV ad, they used him as an example to getting help.

by Stop It Get Some Help September 10, 2020

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Cole Sprouse

Just the hottest man you'll ever see in you life. He played Cody Martin in "Zack & Cody" and Jughead Jones in "Riverdale" he is cute af and his cheekbones are on fleek.

1. Did you see the new picture of Cole Sprouse on instagram?
2: COLE SPROUSE DID POST A NEW PIC??? WTFFF WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME!!!

by Jughead Jones | Cole Sprouse May 7, 2017

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josh not cole

when someone says they blew cole but it’s really josh

person 1: oh my god did you hear she blew cole?
person 2: hm he sounds a lot like josh
person 3: guys it’s josh not cole

by poopypants45 July 14, 2018

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The sexiest human being on the planet. The moment you look at his infectious smile and dazzling green eyes you start to realize that this is no ordinary man, this is a god. A god with the power of all the gods and goddesses of the heavens. He truly is the most sexy, charismatic, beautiful human being on the planet.

God damn!!! Close Johnston is looking extra sexy today. You know, I may be straight, but I can’t help but wonder what his balls taste like. I’m guess strawberry or red wine. Cole Johnston sure is one sexy man.

by Bigdickbill🤤🤤 May 7, 2020

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