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Zaden Clarke

A Discord troll who has a really weird sense of humour, but a good guy. At first he will seem quiet but once you get to know him you'll be surprised. A short guy who always calls people "kids" and claims to be older than them. In reality, he just wants some real, genuine friends who have a similar sense of humour and have his back. If you see a Zaden Clarke, tell him you want to be his friend.
Zaden Clarke: Does anyone want to be my friend :(
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!
by anonymous February 27, 2022
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Clark

Clark is a kind man that cares way too much for those he cares about to the point he sacrifices a lot of himself. He fights for his loved ones and what he believes in. He listens to everyone's problems, but rarely talks about his in fear that he might be sharing too much. He understands others and can adapt to the most diverse friend groups. Clark deserves so much more than what he's given. Ladies don't treat him right and take advantage of his kindness because he allows it. Clark is funny and hard to forget. He's also kinda crazy.
me: who was it that made a flamethower in class?

friends: oh, yeah; that was clark
by Bigdragoncock May 11, 2022
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Paul Clark

An unidentified curator
"He's a regular Paul Clark"
by AnchoredStarling May 17, 2025
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Sheldon Clark High School

full of trifiling ass bitches..security guard is a 4ft 6in waste of space! teaches are crazy to the point where they talk about themselves in 3rd person?? COCKROACHES EVERYWHERE
by schsfag May 16, 2019
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Clark

To be late for anything important. Not to be mistaken with “clarked” in which means to not show up at all.
Well hell, sorry guys, I’m going to be Clark to football practice tonight.
by LCSO SWAT October 4, 2022
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Clarked

British slang for drunk off your bonce.
Shit I was clarked last night.
by BansheeDanshee January 9, 2018
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Kenneth Clarke

Or 'Ken Clarke ' The combination of simultaneously taking Cocaine and Ketamine together, an alternative to the more commonly used term 'Calvin Klein'
Tom; " James looks fucked - what has he taken?"
Alex; " Haha yes, he's on the Kenneth Clarke."
by jasjas123 January 27, 2022
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