veal chops

A term to describe a female with a body mass index (BMI) of 20-30 whose labia major are smaller than those of a meat curtain, but resembling veal patties.

Hey doc, can you help me hold back these veal chops so we can do a pelvic?

by biffmcbride January 25, 2017

Bitch Chops

It's the fabric of sweater that gets thrown out after turning the shirt or sweater into a crop-top

Person 1:What's that fabric in the trash
Bitch: oh! those are my Bitch chops

by Fetus Deletus yeetus February 20, 2019

stump chops

to grow sideburns like the masses of Patrick Stump

Did you see his stump chops? They look like t-bone steaks!

by LPrk15 August 8, 2008

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022

Ohio Chop

Restaurant industry term used to describe a stubborn cook's continued use of a technique after being told not to by management. The Ohio Chop needs to be minor enough that the cook's employment never comes into jeopardy.

"Yeah, the boss told him to quit cutting the eggs that way but he just kept giving them the ole' Ohio Chop."

by The Zensylvanian August 21, 2011