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Scott-chop
If this kid doesn't shut up, I'm gonna Scott-chop him so hard he won't be able to breathe right for a week.
Scott-chop by scott-chop414 March 27, 2009
Stroke Me a Chop
A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.
Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!
Stroke Me a Chop by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017
Dirty Lamb Chop
The Dirty Lamb Chop is when someone draws a puppet on their hand before masturbating so it is more like a lonely mans blow job instead. The term is coined from the sock puppet sheep Lamb Chop. If preferred this can be performed with the puppet being drawn on a sock with a hole in it. The sock version is the preferred version of Canadians, Eskimos, and Santas Elves. For those that prefer anal this can be performed with a handful of crunchy peanut butter and should be referred to as the Grandpa Mudcat named after a different puppet show, the Muppets.
Man I would really like to get a blow job tonight but it looks like i'll have to settle for a Dirty Lamb Chop.
Get rid of your stiffy, buy some Jiffy and have yourself a Grandpa Mudcat.
Get rid of your stiffy, buy some Jiffy and have yourself a Grandpa Mudcat.
Dirty Lamb Chop by Blueshirtmafia-C&C December 2, 2009