catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

Catskill blackbeard

When a man dips his scrotum into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. He is often wearing a T-shirt with no pants. The scrotum must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.

I was starting to feel a little under the weather so I gave myself a Catskill Blackbeard and I started feeling much better... until my wife came in and asked what the fuck I was doing.

by champduncancraig February 24, 2010

catsauce

a fictional substance that is composed of feline characteristics within a slightly viscous liquid.

"Oh, Catsauce!" -used as a swear (similar to hogwash )

Bill: "Hey, how are you, Fred?"
Fred: "You know, life is just catsauce"

-used by Fred to indicate to Bill that he opposes small talk and that Bill really doesn't care how he is.

by The Real Duplicity June 23, 2010

Catsturbation

The act of masturbating only to open one's eyes to the judgmental stare of one's cat

Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.

by hightowers April 17, 2011

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?

I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.

by NonnaK March 11, 2011

catsy

The act of being so in love with cats that you start acting like them. You start acting loving, playful, fierce, and hyper.

You are acting very catsy today.

by catlover135 June 18, 2014

catsup

What stupid asses call ketchup

Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!

by Nettled October 15, 2003