Bruce

A real ass nigga

Bruce a real ass nigga

by diddybop8 November 22, 2021

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Bruceful

The exact opposite of Bruceless. A person who is totally capapble of doing any job in the workforce, and is well respected as a worker

Man 1: "Quit being Bruceless and make yourself Bruceful"
Man 2: "Right away sir."
*Hours later*
Man 2: " I finished with every task that you gave me"
Man 1: " That's the way to be Bruceful

by Bruceful December 12, 2008

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Bruce

Every bruce has a huge flippin penis

Hey bruce how are you

Yeah I have a big penis

by Notbruce btw November 21, 2021

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Noun: a person who effortlessly outdoes everyone. He/she never tries but always succeeds at the highest levels. No one can explain where Bruce's all-around competency and effectiveness come from, and Bruce would find a way to expertly dodge the question and make you feel trite if you brought it up. Don't bother trying to get tips or mentorship; you would already know if you were a Bruce.

Verb: to be a Bruce--in general or in a situation-specific way. To effortlessly triumph.

Noun: "I wish I could be more of a Bruce, but usually I'm overextending to get shitty results."

Verb: "I Bruced that diorama, that test, that final, that LSAT, MCAT, SAT, CFP, CFA, that presentation, that sales target, on those athletic fields, etc.. People say I'm more of a Chad than Chad. I spend my time 'pulling my pud' and all my goals just happen. I'm probably a Bruce."

by Tex Tile May 5, 2022

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Bruce Gender

The possibility of someone transitioning from male to female.

Don't get all Bruce Gender on me now.

by MontyAllen April 21, 2024

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Bruce Pain

The act of pointing a flashlight at the wall/ceiling mid-sex, Distracting your partner, then screaming “TO THE BATCAVE” while proceeding to shove it into your partners ass.

“I totally pulled a Bruce Pain on that girl from the party last night”

by ChaosOG420 July 5, 2020

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