Bruce

Your friend who's an asshole who'll also kick other people's asses if they ever look at your ass without ass-king permission to.

Bruce: "I'm gonna kick your ass cause I'm an ass with an ass."

Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"

Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."

by S0ulong November 20, 2023

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023

Bruce

Having a wank and a shit at the same time.

Sorry I was late to the track, I was having a Bruce.

by The coxford dictionary November 24, 2021

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Bruce Ketrick

A very muscular man with a kind smile and nice personality people usually gravitate towards a Bruce Ketrick because he is a natural born leader.

I was out it’s the leader of the gang Bruce Ketrick

by Yeeeeeeeet.bot December 12, 2018

Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis is an american actor

Wow that movie was great'
yeah it had Bruce Willis in the lead role

by Olfie October 09, 2019

Bruce

An rude Chinese person.

Stupid Bruce! Get out of my way!

by Jdubs777 June 01, 2022