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Crazy Bruce Lee

David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Having a wank and a shit at the same time.

Sorry I was late to the track, I was having a Bruce.

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023

The God of Gods. He knows everything. People call him Mr Sexy. He is a renowned marijuana dealer who sleeps with five 80-year-old men a day.

Wow, you're so sexy! You're such a Bruce Chen!

by Taopao May 10, 2020

by MN.02 November 21, 2021