pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff
I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!
by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009
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Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.
as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.
by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009
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boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.
I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.
by Bolthorman November 15, 2013
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walking boner

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.
I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!
by mookie's zj June 23, 2011
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Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
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lowgrade boner

A symptom experienced by extended exposure to unfulfilled desires.
"Hey, what's up with Tom? He's compulsively sharpening all the pencils in the office....is he suffering from a lowgrade boner?"
by Lowbrow Thundercunt October 31, 2017
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Enacta-boner

The excitement that one feel's upon hearing that Enactus has done something awesome.
I'm going to have such an Enacta-boner when we win National's this year!
by samwise102 December 01, 2014
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