Church Boner

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it

"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"

by lpm100percent April 23, 2015

Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.

Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)

by LoliBait March 13, 2022

boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.

I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.

by Bolthorman November 14, 2013

Boomer Boner

What a boomer gets when they look badly or talk badly about a younger generation. This is the reasoning behind why boomers like to be boomers

Rick:"Hey Karen"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"

by PeachyMBS November 14, 2019

boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".

There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.

by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010

walking boner

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.

I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!

by mookie's zj June 23, 2011