by Anna6789 October 15, 2019

A social phenomenon afflicting many (but not all) naturally blonde males, in which they become disproportionately arrogant think themselves irresistible to the opposite sex. Found especially in an environment where most other guys have dark hair.
Their massive ego will make them ironically less attractive to some girls, and, also ironically, *more* attractive to others.
Their massive ego will make them ironically less attractive to some girls, and, also ironically, *more* attractive to others.
Ben ran one hand through his curly hair, grinning condescendingly at dark- haired Elliot next to him.
Mark, having Blonde Guy Complex, was convinced that Jane was staring at him when she was only looking at the wall clock.
Mark, having Blonde Guy Complex, was convinced that Jane was staring at him when she was only looking at the wall clock.
by Jupiter Frenzy February 25, 2009

I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker January 27, 2022

by mzdigerati March 11, 2005

a blonde girl not very smart
by dominodots July 10, 2007

He:Hey what kinda browser do you use?
She(or He):Huh?Sorry I'm blonde
He:....Do you press letter E to get online or a fox inside a circle?
She(or He):Huh?Sorry I'm blonde
He:....Do you press letter E to get online or a fox inside a circle?
by otab84 October 11, 2008

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.
"How's it going with your wife, man?"
"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."
"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."
by trendelz August 13, 2012
