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darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes
"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."
by brokeassninja April 2, 2004
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Scarborough Fair

'Tis a true hood classic.
Scarborough Fair is a traditional song which has been played around the hood on many occasions.
Joe - "Are you going to Scarborough Fair?"
Adam - "Yooo that's fire."
by Danny rules December 7, 2022
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Financial Fair Play

Something that Manchester City totally hasn’t breached 115 times
We have 115 Financial fair play charges!!!
Stfu they don’t matter
by fordashy is gay June 27, 2023
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Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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fair pigs

Term for 'fair enough' or cool, agreement.
Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop

Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012
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jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
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Fair snood

A slang alternative to sayingfair enough”.
Theodore: I’ve decided to become a neo nazi
Angus: Fair snood m’dude
by AngiTangi September 3, 2021
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