Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.

Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.

by Eneunoic September 25, 2021

Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

by Remakulingo March 10, 2009

snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.

person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day

by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019

snail puddle

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.

My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets

by Harley36 July 26, 2015

Big snail

big snail is a name that defines a beautiful young person

hey big snail-to gf

by kijsjij November 14, 2022

Pants Snail

When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.

When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.

by Dunnydb June 20, 2023

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay March 22, 2012