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Batman

🦇The Dark Knight. Rises....when she comes around.🦇Though he doesn't like to expose himself to the general public, it is known by many of those around the world that Batman is in fact none other than Shi Sterling, an unstoppable sex machine with an intellect that is unmatched. Hide your wives, mothers, in-laws, and grandmas.🦇
Batman is exactly who he says he is. You just dont listen.
by TheDarkKnight88 September 5, 2019
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Batman

by Dana na na na na batman September 3, 2021
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I’m batman

Someone who can’t sleep at night because of mental struggles, heartbreak or grief.
“I’m batman” (I need to fight the voices in my head)
by brm006 September 4, 2023
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Alabama Batman

A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.
Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!
by Batman2006datguy March 24, 2024
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Batman and Fuckem

we bout to run up N batman and fuckem
by arclucis July 20, 2019
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Superman Batman

Someone who eats a lot and exercises. They got brains, but also lift weights and eat big to get big. They're muscular and also have big brains and a dad bod so kind of chubby, but it's muscular dad bod. And they eat meats, and eat all their fruits and vegetables. Yes, they eat some junk food sometimes, but they add healthy stuff.
Tony: I'm Superman Batman.

*Eats cheese and other foods.
by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025
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Batman Begins

The only reason you might have accidentally stumbled onto this is cause you have been wasting time on the Internet and seeing this made you wonder what people back then really thought of the movie.
Anon (in 2006): Batman Begins was the best Batman movie ever.
Anon (in 2015): Batfleck was better than Batbale.
by no_user_name_required October 9, 2018
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