bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.

Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!

bacon-punch by Khanybus January 27, 2013

Bacon Sniffer 

A radar detector.

Make sure to turn on your bacon sniffer if you decide to do 80 in a 55.

Bacon Sniffer by Bambootrident August 26, 2013

bacon shellshock 

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

bacon shellshock by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013

Bacon Flipper 

One who enjoys same sexual relationships.

Paul is such a bacon flipper.

Bacon Flipper by Talk n stuff April 27, 2014

Bacon Destroyer 

The hardest cop killa in the neighborhood

"The OG Bacon destroyer is straight up Gangsta"

Bacon Destroyer by $super g@ng$ta June 24, 2016

bacon gimping 

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

bacon gimping by anothersteve January 18, 2017

Bacon Jew 

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

Bacon Jew by Gojai August 31, 2017