by Jose M May 28, 2006
my bro made a beer bong and didnt think he would get fucked off of it cause he was drinking 151 for awhile but when he jugged down two 40s and free bootlegs from people amazed at the bong...bam.....he was paked in his room drunk by a friend cause he couldnt walk drunk like never before and went fully retarded drunk...*waaaaah,where you going man,.waaaah,dont leave,waaah*
by homeboy April 19, 2005
Milk a bong full, pull out the slide, and blow into the downstem while your buddy puts his face near the end and inhales
by sm0k3_w33d_3vry_day April 29, 2010
When a naked standing man pours a beer down his chest and the recipient chugs it as it cascades off of the mans cock.
Andrew: Mike, why are you naked and soaking wet?
Mike: Because I'm awesome... and I Just got done giving this whore Diana a cock bong!
Mike: Because I'm awesome... and I Just got done giving this whore Diana a cock bong!
by 0tter86 August 13, 2011
In ancient times as well as today, Bong Shui,pronounced in English as Bongʃweɪ ("Bong shway"), was known as "Kan-Yu" which means 'Stoned or extremely high in The Law of Heaven and Earth.’ Today's Bong Shui schools teach that it is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve extreme highness or complete stonedness with harmony with the environment. Bong shui literally translates as "Inhaling pot through wind-water." This is a cultural shorthand taken from the following Movie Cheech and Chong by Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.
Once I shifted my couch according to the practice of Bong Shui, the afternoon sun was no longer a buzz kill.
by T. Crnko November 08, 2007
Tammy: Gurl, look at Linda, she musta hit that bong dick last night, she been walking around day like she high.
by ex_lax70 October 04, 2016
When its someones birthday and you give them a sprinkle or solid cannabis (dope) per a yorar and then they rip it and are usually stoned to the bone
by matt ov budo August 29, 2007