August jewel

after the man ejaculates into the womans mouth as the woman is giving him a blow job, she spits the semen back up onto his bare chest and he vommits all over her

Julie was giving head to Brad and as Brad ejaculated into Julies's mouth she spat the semen onto his chest and he vommited all over her giving her an August Jewel.

by clarance robinson January 14, 2008

august 10

People born on this date is really annoying. But sometimes they actually care about you, and then 10 seconds later they will do anything to annoy the hell out of you.

Best friend: Ouch, I hit myself. People born on august 10th: are you okay??- Ten seconds later: *hits* *teases* hahah ur a dumbass.

by berthathepigeon June 21, 2021

August 21

National eat pussy day... the day where you find the girl of your life or a one time person and eat them the fuck out...

Boy: Heyy, it's August 21!

Her: What about it?

Boy: Its National Eat Pussy Day!

by SneakyLink<3 August 19, 2021

august 9

National suck a dick day

Today’s August 9th and u know what that means

by Caigeo October 13, 2019

August 17th

The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.

Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky

by yeehawbuckarooo November 1, 2019

August 6

If you are born on August 6th your a prick, but really good with the girls

Are you born in August 6?
Yh,
So, how many girls have you had over the years

by Dont shag ur cousin (alabama) November 2, 2019

August 6

National simp day The only day you get to be a simp

That girl so bad but im no simp
Your in luck today is August 6

by YMCA faca August 5, 2020