Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Charles Rodgers was born on December 2, 1983in Chico, California. He graduated from Chico High School and then University of California, Berkley. Aaron plays professional football for the Green Bay Packers. Off season, he likes to play golf, work out with his brothers (Luke and Jordan), travel, and go to Milwaukee Brewers games. He and Clay Matthews, a linebacker fornthe Green Bay Packers, are good friends and hang out often. Aaron is not married, but likes redheads. He is often seen in the "Discount Double Check" State Farm commercials. He drives a Ford F150, and likes to visit his summer home in San Diego. He's a beautiful boy :)

Person 1: who's that hottie playing for the packers?
Person 2: oh, you dont know? Its thier quarterback, aaron rodgers! Isnt he cute?!

by Builtfordtough December 9, 2012

Aaron

A huge horn dog who is only good to be a friend with beneifits. He lies and ruins make out sessions by getting all emotional

Brea: So yesterday I was makin out with Aaron until he called me beautiful

Taylire: Oh did that kill the buzz?

Brea: Yea...

by ThatPlusSizedGurl July 27, 2012

aaron

An immature pest who closely resembles a possum.

"God that kid is such an aaron, he won't leave me alone!!"

by Billz fo sho January 11, 2008

Aaron Burr

Aaron Burr is as much of a dick as George Eacker and would make great Hamilton killers

Aaron Burr shot Alexander fucking Hamilton

by Mah nahm ihs ahlexander hahmil August 10, 2019

acronymatic

writing and speaking in acronyms, often personalised and familiar to a small group of people.

Marge: So Wally says to me, like, "I heard that you and Shirl talk in code?", and I go, like "Ya. That's so 'acronymatic' code to you!"

Shirl: Ha! Like, that is SO nosey. S2S (snickers to self). Did you hear from Trev already?

Marge: I SO did. D'you know he had the cheek to tell me that he so didn't want me seeing anyone else even though, it was like, HE broke it off with ME? I was like WTF? (what the fuck)

Shirl: God, some guys are such jerk offs. And, like, what did you say to that?

Marge: I told him to rack off.

Shirl: You are SHRN. (so hot right now)

Marge: Ya! And he is SGRN. (so gay right now)

Shirl: LYWM (love your work Marge)

by vicarsdaughter June 20, 2006

Acronympho

Someone who uses acronyms in text messages, emails, AND in regular face to face conversation in excess. Generally annoying and makes you sound like a teenage girl or a fag. Also can be used by someone who turns random phrases into acronyms or shortened words because they think it makes them sound cool or smart, which it generally does not.

Kathy: "OMG like WTF, I was AFK and TTLY forgot to TOMX blah blah blah.."
Chris: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! God damned acronympho!"

by FoxCarnage November 27, 2009

Aaron

Aaron is the greatest person ever he is a great boy friend and is a great listener and any girl will be lucky to have him so if you know one then don't let him go

Do you like Aarons?

by Vneck. April 8, 2019