Asian Brown Cloud

The violent gastrointestinal aftermath of an asian consuming a harsh spicey meal.

Hassan let out an Asian Brown Cloud so dense and caustic at Ghengis Kahn that the police had to evacuate the entire block, and the restaurant repainted the interior before reopening.

by DonaldHParsons March 2, 2010

asian veal

a young asian boy under the age of 14 whos main objective is to have sex with 30 something white men

hey ted, lets get some asian veal
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch

by messedupdan March 27, 2015

Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy

Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad

by Fetishguru January 18, 2017

asian sesame chicken over rice

A generic name for general tsos, what did you expect you sick fuck

I bought Asian sesame chicken over rice at lunch time

by Viperfang123 February 21, 2017

asian doug

creepy asian kid that phototbombs youre snaps

Look at this beautifull landscape ... and theres asian doug again... every time

by AsianDoug326696 July 29, 2017

Asian Sniper

When you jizz in someone's eye from across the room because you come from afar.

好的吧u度 也和坏人 的大将 好多好多好多 Asian sniper 记得减肥

by Mp8q April 18, 2018