pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.
My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed
by d-to-the-ray April 07, 2021
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norwegian ice pick

The dick and or dildo is frozen and inserted into the vagina and due to its freezing temperatures the dick and or dildo sticks to the walls of the vagina. The only way to resolve this issue is to pour hot water into int vagina until the penis and or dildo is released. Best done in or near a hot tub
Mike Norwegian Ice Picked Shelly in Alaska, but luckily they were by a hot tub so they jumped in
by Gigglygurl24 July 24, 2015
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pick up dog

A cute dog that you use to pick up girls.
Dude, can I borrow your dog this afternoon? She's such a great pick up dog. Last time I took her out at least 7 girls came up to chat with me about how cute she was.
by TecateFox November 03, 2013
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62 pick ups

A parody made by cormega from the TV show "The Facts of Life" in his rap after intro on his testament album...as in his facts of life living in queensbridge...This be the real defenition of 62 pick ups...to those who be fake and don't know no better...
"I live the life of 62 pick ups"...-cormega
by RasperOne December 21, 2013
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Picks up the Double

Getting a double kill in a video game, or if you like, real life.
Friend - Hey, help me out, there is loads of them here
You - * Shoots* Picks up the double
Friend - Your a beast.
by MistahMan2011 July 09, 2011
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Pick-Me Girl

a pick-me girl is a suck-up, in simple terms. although they don't realize it, they are misogynistic. they will make fun of girls in front of other boys in hopes of pleasing them or making the accept them. they will say a variety of things that will automatically tell you they're a pick-me.

sometimes, depending on the pick-me-ness, they will be nice to you when it's just the two of you. but when a boy comes around, sometimes, they will say some of your secrets out loud, followed by making fun of you for it, just for the boy's attention. another thing they'll do is they'll make fun of what you wear, sometimes going to the lengths of body shaming. they will ALSO claim that they play tons of sports, and even if that is true, they most likely aren't very good at any of them. sometimes, they will even say that certain sports aren't sports, like gymnastics, cheerleading, ballet, and other "girly" sports. they will even say other girls can't play sports, EXCEPT for them.
Jamie: I only hang out with boys because there is barely any drama, girls are so dramatic.
Brittany: ugh what a pick me girl, you're only saying that for boy's attention

Jaime: girls wear soo much makeup, I don't do that because I hate being fake.
Tiffany: shut up Jaime you're such a pick me girl, stop being misogynistic

Jaime: stop pretending cheerleading is a sport, it's not a sport, and girls can't even play sports.
June: but you're a girl?
Jaime: yea but I'm one of the boys so it doesn't count
June:...get TF out of here pick-me girl, you are so rude
by iSuckYourMomsToes October 26, 2022
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