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Jackson Pirie

A man who is the 2nd shortest of the friend group. Hes got that crackhead laugh. Professional at injuring him self and falling downstairs with crutches. He also is sweaty gaming nerd who will beam you in any game. His street name is torg.
wow look at Jackson Pirie, he such a chad
by the truth my guy November 9, 2020
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Michael Jackson

One of the best singers who ever walked the earth. The only other singers at his level are Freddie Mercury and Prince. If you haven't listened to his music and been enlightened you are WRONG. Unfortunately he has been accused of many things, but we still love him. He is also known as The King of Pop or God.
Michael Jackson is the best. Justin Bieber completely failed in life and music PERIOD.
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Percy Jackson

If you are looking up this dude, you need to sit down and read every single PJO and HoO book out there. After that, we can both bask in the glory that is Percy “persassy” Jackson. Unless of course, you ship Percachel.
Percy Jackson is the best character of all time!
by The definitions guy July 11, 2022
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Jackson Physics

The study of Jackson’s laws of physics is where the brain cannot comprehend reality. Water flows up, fire is cold, light produces darkness. In this inverted reality, the mind can become lost very easily. So if a person named Jackson begins to rave about his laws of physics, do NOT listen because his words are like candy. You will be attracted, but once your in the van there is no getting back out.
Jackson: Hey man. Did you know that water can flow upward
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”
by CheezyPreyzels13! October 29, 2020
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Charles Jackson

Hitlers child. He thinks he lives in a nazi lovin world. He loves to fish in the neighborhood and catch autistic fish.
“I was fishin in the neighborhood and i caught this huge fish and i started bitin me. i think it was autistic. “- Charles Jackson
by anonymous thiccccc January 16, 2020
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Action Jackson

Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.
Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson?
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.
by RyanFNation October 7, 2018
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amos jackson

A VERY FAT MAN With A Tiny penis he is a follower
Man your like 7483 Pounds your such an Amos Jackson
by Ty😉 June 18, 2017
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