Fact

The piece of flesh between the vagina and anus

Fact the bit of skin between the muk hole and the fuck hole if ya slip ya in the shit that’s a fact

by Gyprok September 21, 2020

Facts

"Stop trying to confuse me with facts, I'm trying to think" ~ Plato

Iam "Plato said a bunch of cool stuff."

Hym "Facts."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

duh fact

when something is so obvious, if you say it someone will for sure respond with a "duh!"

stating the obvious aspects of a comment, trying to look self assured.

"after avoiding a friend of mine for weeks, she came out and asked me if i was avoiding her because i didn't like her...well, do i have to explain every duh fact in the universe?"

by F_j August 23, 2011

frightentific facts

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.

The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

Fact gremlin

A person that can talk about facts or/and listen to them all day. They are always very passionate about every fact and will talk about it in very expensive ways. They mostly don't know more about a subject than fun facts.

- You are very passionate about this subject! Do you study it?
- No I just spent 5 hours listening to fun facts about it.
-Oh so you are a fact gremlin!

by A fact gremlin in fact! October 8, 2021

Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact

And by 'veils in my own rhetoric' I mean 'Weaponizing schizophrenia by talking about the things I do while they aren't around in a way that could be easily misconstrued as delusions of reference' or 'Using their children as a cudgel' which is how you know he is lying to detract from the fact they buried the 'Weaponized schizophrenia' I was talking about and are now trying to shield themselves from liability for child murders that may have occurred.

Hym "Breaking! Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact That YouTube Influencers Are DELIBERATELY Trying To Make It Look Like Someone Has A Mental Illness They Don't Actually Have To Make A Point About Women Or Slurs Or Something! Or maybe they AREN'T trying to make a point! Maybe they are just doing it so they can tell themselves that what they are doing to me isn't that bad and that it isn't their fault that a bunch of children got murdered but, rather, they can scapegoat me for doing nothing more than describe my own situation (in great detail) and draw attention to it in the only way I could thing to do so."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Salt Facts

When someone states facts that turn out to be horseshit when looked up

Gopi gazed on the iodized salt in my house and stated with conviction that the iodized salt makes you dumber which turned out to be absolute horseshit when looked up, hence the origin of salt Facts.

by anonymous May 22, 2023