car cuck

A person who misses out on limited-allocation whiskey because they waited in their cars instead of at the door of the liquor store, based on the incorrect assumption that people arriving later would respect their perceived place in line.

“Standing in line with a bomb ass puffer jacket > Car cucks idling and causing pollution”

by constableslocum November 14, 2023

Cuck

If you're a duck you watch other guys drill/destroy your girls coochie while you watch, you bitch!

My friend Eoin is a bit of a cuck, he is in an unsolicited open relatirelationship and he won't shit!

by Como Allig November 13, 2019

cucking hedgehogs

typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state

so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs

by amongus man January 12, 2022

Cuck

Mix between Dick and Cunt

"Dont be a Cuck you Cuck"

by Raven Woods December 28, 2018

Delta cuck

Stemming from Greek the phrase invokes the imagery of a low value male deemed lesser than a beta who maintains his position in what they call the command center, aka the cuckchair which is a chair where a cuck sits.

Person 1"Damn bro, Bryan is not even a Beta, it's sad he is basically a Delta cuck"

Person 2" Hey, that's funny... I'm gonna use that"

by KoraDaGramlin August 2, 2025

Tess Cucked

Getting flaked on last minute by a female friend for seemingly no reason

She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked

by paradaigmshafting June 8, 2018

Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.

Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025