Grandpa Shark

To fist someone in the vagina and ass at the same time. It looks like a shark's mouth.

Girl 1: He grandpa sharked me!
Girl 2: Ohh, I bet you loved it!

by Blahblahblahblah123:DDDD July 29, 2010

loan shark

Capital one Bank (credit Cards)

My monthly credit card payment was one day late and they charged me £20 wich took me 1 penny over my limit meaning they charged me an extra £20. Total was £40 because they said that paying via debit card meant that although my money had come out of my bank, they would not receive it for 3 days.

by HeeBee Gee Bee July 22, 2004

muddy shark

(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."

After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."

by Soggy Bobby August 7, 2011

Buffet Shark

When at a buffet, using the tongs in your hand to steal food either a)already on someone else's plate, or b)out of another person's tongs.

I had this nice piece of sweet and sour chicken snatched up, and right as I went to put it on my plate, this bitch buffet sharked me.

by Feuerbach July 30, 2007

beaver shark

one who is attracted to bleeding vaginas.

"Bob is such a beaver shark!"

by steph t. April 6, 2006

bush shark

The act of removing a used tampon while she is on her period with nothing but your teeth

I bush sharked this whore last night and it tasted great

by bush slayer May 15, 2009

shark bait

A menstrating woman who swims in the ocean.

Ain't that bitch on the rag?? She's shark bait!

by General Retardo November 1, 2007