Quick pick relationships

When a woman or man start dating someone right after there long relationship without getting to know the person first .
Tod:😢😢2 years and we aren’t working ur far to from me we should break up

Kacy:😭😭😭😭😭

Jeffery: TODDD!!!!! Look at tht girl😍😍

Tod: ima get with her

Tod: hey can I get ur number

Ugly:☺️ yes.

Next week or two they start to date.

Note: quick pick relationships never end up working out because for 1 nobody knows no one in the relationship and wen that toxic trait comes in that u won’t like someone is most likely gonna fold . Don’t be fooled over the sex u might as well have stayed with ur ex . Cuz this quick pick relationship u in ain’t it💯🤦🏻 ♀️ Sus , bro why y’all always leave the most sexiest loyal people for ugly ass bitches and niggas y’all some simps
by Obvious facts October 03, 2018
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Quick pick relationships

A quick pick relationship is wen u date someone right after a long relationship like a week or two later , and the person you quick picked u usually don’t really know them . I

Side note : quick pick relationships never end up working out bc no one knows anyone in the relationship and the guys usually date quick picks because the desperately miss there ex but females Choose quick pick relationships to try to move on as fast as she can before her old boyfriend does so he can feel some type of way
Tod: can I get your number I really miss my old ex so if I can’t have her I’m going to be with someone else like her I need a quick pick relationship .

Jessica: of course!

Then (Dates the next week or two)

Quick pick relationships
by Obvious facts October 03, 2018
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pick up dog

A cute dog that you use to pick up girls.
Dude, can I borrow your dog this afternoon? She's such a great pick up dog. Last time I took her out at least 7 girls came up to chat with me about how cute she was.
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ghost pick-up

When someone lets their pet poop in someone else's yard/area and acts like they are going to pick up poop, but doesn't.
That man did a ghost pick-up after his dog took a crap in my yard.
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norwegian ice pick

The dick and or dildo is frozen and inserted into the vagina and due to its freezing temperatures the dick and or dildo sticks to the walls of the vagina. The only way to resolve this issue is to pour hot water into int vagina until the penis and or dildo is released. Best done in or near a hot tub
Mike Norwegian Ice Picked Shelly in Alaska, but luckily they were by a hot tub so they jumped in
by Gigglygurl24 July 24, 2015
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pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.
My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed
by d-to-the-ray April 07, 2021
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scandinavian ice pick

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo
I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!
by fluffy dude December 04, 2013
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