biscuit party

a get together between comrades where young men race in a circle to finish jerking off first onto a biscuit. Whoever finishes last must eat the biscuit.
Man I can't believe Ronaldo lost at the biscuit party last night... that was some thick gravy.
by bizkiteater February 08, 2010
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Sober Party

A term for a party that doesn't involve alcohol, usually before an event you can't go drunk to.
John: So is there a party before prom?
Sean: Yeah but it's a sober party, they're kicking kids out of school if you go to prom drunk.
by Wiley912 May 01, 2009
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party proof

To clean your (or friends) house of valubles before a large party.
me john and kelli party proofed my house but someone stool my blender.
by maclinton February 18, 2006
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party wench

Chick with big cans that drinks you under the table, but you never, never, ever want to sleep with her.
Cathy is my best party wench!

Damn Jen, you party wench, get the hell outa my bed!
by tree February 03, 2004
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Party Prowler

That perv who hangs around parties waiting to make advances on people who are too drunk to defend themselves. Or steal a purse or just take a really nice jacket.
When Karen saw that Mark, the Party Prowler from her dorm, was at the Tri-Delt party she made sure to hold onto her purse and keep an eye on her friends.

That guy across the hall is a total party prowler and that's why we don't host house parties anymore.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Install Party

An attempted LAN party with such poor planning that no one has any games installed, or the players do not have the same games installed. The players will typically pick a game or two and then pass around the disks or download it. Since there are generally 4 or more people trying to do this simultaneously, this takes the entire night and no games are played
"Want to have a LAN party?"
"What game do you want to play?"
"I don't know. We'll figure it out when we all get there."
"Sounds like an install party to me."
by Solid Penguin May 01, 2010
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Postal Party

AKA Post Office Party

A house-party full of "male" and "packages"

Normally used to describe a worst case scenario, college house-party full with, at best, a 20 male to 1 female ratio but can even exceed 40:1. Often accompanied by swamp-ass, dude-sweat, and circle-jerking frat fags who put a spoiler on any car they ever buy.
Holy fuck! I barely escaped from that postal party with Aubry, she almost got raped by 30 guys, i need to find the Temple of Poon after that dude-fest.
by RutgersKegs December 13, 2010
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