Kelly Blankenship

Kelly Blankenship is a PE teacher that likes little girls.

"Do you know Kelly Blankenship?"
"Oh yeah, the PE teacher that likes little girls."

by ShahalaMiddleSchool April 09, 2022

R. Kelly

The king of R&B. Somoene who is more hated in America than Bin Laden. People don't recognize that R Kelly is the one who keeps R&B ALIVE, otherwise it would have been dead. He's facing trial with child pornography...and i hope that he won't go to jail.

R. Kelly is the shit. Neither Usher nor Bobby Brown can be compared to him. He's just the king!!!

by Benvindo Mabiala October 01, 2007

kelly dewitt

A talented actress and singer. Also a member of the band "Sweet Teeth."

Is said by several of her fans to have a fantastically squishy butt.

"Hey, isn't she that babe, Kelly Dewitt?"

"Yeah! She is! I'd like to poke her fantastically squishy butt!"

by Zombienator August 23, 2006

Kelly Slater

a alternative way to say the common goodbye phrase "see you later."

Alright you mad cunt, Kelly Slater.

by Sweet Kicks Willy July 22, 2011

r. Kelly

MAN R. Kelly is awsome, I don't know why yall are baggin on him, at least he can rape... I mean rap, better then JA-RULE

SUP JOHN :) AND SHAWN!

by A-M-A-R April 09, 2003

R. Kelly

A nasty prick who fucks females whom
are too young for him. An incog-negro who slaps down the race card when it suits him. A rich asshole who will
look the community (camera) in the eye and say: "don't believe you're lyin' eyes. Believe me!"

Most African-American professional
athletes (especially the NBA), and
Robert Kelly (pedophile
extraordinaire)

by RichieRich July 30, 2003

kelly stalking

stalking someone in every aspect of their life

girl 1: she's following my blogs, my twitter, my facebook and myspace"
girl 2: "oh.. so she's totally kelly stalking you"

by lindsay lohan lady gagaa March 04, 2009