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Jeremy Teufel

Very pog and Doesnt sniff kids
by anonymous March 23, 2021
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Jeremy

The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
by Notabadname March 20, 2020
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Jeremy

A short guy that likes Astros and sucks at cornhole. Guys named Robert are so much better at cornhole.
That short guy sucks at playing cornhole against that tall handsome guy. Short guy must be a Jeremy.
by Cornholegod April 22, 2021
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Jeremy

This is Jeremy type 1. If you have a Jeremy like this, good! Keep him in your life, because he's a Jeremy type 1.

This Jeremy can be recognized if he has fluffy hair, beautiful eyes, and a cute smile. If you dig deeper, Jeremy type 1's are caring, and are always pushing to make his friends happy. He puts his friends before himself, and is very clever. He might not have the best grades, but when it comes to logic, he's very very street smart. He seems cold or blunt at first, but softens up and gets real goofy when you get to know him.

Towards Jeremy Type 1's Significant Others, they show their true colors to them. That is only if they trust their SO and are comfortable with them. If they trust them and are comfortable with them, they will turn into teddy bears, and will always be craving their SO's attention, even if it doesn't seem like it.

Jeremy Type 1's also really like sweet drinks.

Jeremy Type 1's are the sweetest type of Jeremy.
"Wow who was that? He was so funny and seemed to really like you."

"That's a Jeremy! He's a Jeremy Type 1."

"Oh that explains it."
by SO of a Jeremy Type 1 April 25, 2021
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JEREMY

Shoving 66 potatoes in ur asshole and compressing until it forms a stew . Proceed to feed a pregnant woman to create a 'Regemy'
by Jeremy munchy February 10, 2025
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Jeremy

Horrible at eating but great when it comes to plastic surgery this boy or girl is a real suck up and is probably going to get a bad disease the only thing he eats is pickles.
Jeremy the pickle lover.
by Anna Siebeneicher November 27, 2019
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Jeremy

Jeremy is this kid that has a doorknob for a pee pee. Jeremy also likes long walks at the park while he touches your boyfriends dick. Jeremy is also a ugly ass mixed kid.
Jeremy has a small dick it’s like a doorknob.
by PussySlayerMike July 5, 2019
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