Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

god and father of all mankind

Jacob....

I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.

by Lordandsaviour of us all February 22, 2020

Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020

Father of Asahd

It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.

Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?

DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.

Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?

DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-

Person: Just shut up.

by Shitacious November 11, 2020

Father Myer

An Man who is a "Priest" that may be 40+ years old who contributes to the works of evil. You can Sence a Malevolent presence from them and or has been kicked out of previous Churches. Most likely a Sex offender, ect. Similar to an "Uncle Barry"

"Jeez! That Message really gave me those Creepy Father Myer Vibes. *cringe chills*

by Robin Dellers November 14, 2020

Egg His Father ™

Verb; The act of egging one’s father/ Internet sensation

“EHF?”
“What’s EHF?”
“Where have you been? Egg his father ™!”

by The Boss Stallion November 29, 2020

Father's Basement

Similar to your mother's basement, except for the one key fact that, you do not game there for the rest of your life, but become a witness to your father's rapey motives and intentions. Can often find many missing people there that perfectly matching those wanted posters.

I found em. I gotta find the rest. Wait who's tha-
Deep down in the Father's Basement

by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020