Brown Spider

A metaphor used to describe one's anus.

"Myra bent over too moon us. Unknowingly to her everybody saw her brown spider."

by JollyRoger20 February 1, 2006

cupcake brown

An inspirational woman who went from living behind a Dumpster to becoming a top San Fransisco lawyer.

Cupcake Brown is my fav inspirational-book writer.

by Angelacia July 18, 2007

Brown Bagger

A woman with a fine ass body but an ugly face. But hey, that's nothing a brown bag can't handle.

"girl you're a brown bagger, you ugly as hell, but I would still hit that if you put a brown bag on your head."

by Zclause October 23, 2008

Brown disaster

The act of someone leaving a massive crap and a large amount of wet toilet paper in the komode and it clogs it. This happens frequently on college campuses, rest stops, restaurants, and dormitories, where janitors usually have to clean it up.

I had to go to the bathroom on the 2nd floor of my dorm hall, and I opened the stall door to find a brown disaster! It was gross.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

Brown Snapper

After making sweet Anal love to a woman , the man proceeds to remove the condom and shoot it like a rubber band onto the woman's chest.

when we were done, I gave her a brown snapper that was quite a mess!

by AJ1 January 7, 2008

brown pipe

the anal passage of a man or a woman.

i took john up the brown pipe.

by Daniel anthony maclean August 14, 2006

Brown Clown

A jack in the box toy filled with liqueous feces left on the porch of someone who "has it coming". Delivered "ring and run" style.

The flaming turd in a bag is so "played". I say we give her a brown clown.

by Brown Bozo December 10, 2010