by Jaydencv April 4, 2022
Get the April 5mug. A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.
by Cody Dias June 2, 2015
Get the Leaving in 5mug. tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day
by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021
Get the may 5mug. 5-12/512 is Latin slang for oxycodone
5-12 es una tema popular q refiere a la oxicodona, un analgesico muy potente.
5-12 es una tema popular q refiere a la oxicodona, un analgesico muy potente.
by trapstar8 January 7, 2023
Get the 5-12mug. by zachnerfer December 17, 2021
Get the april 5mug. by That_one_Girl_who_is_polish November 4, 2020
Get the 5 Novembermug. The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 6, 2022
Get the Saturn 5mug.