Yummy cum

The thing that i drink daily at 6:00 pm

Jake: what are you drinking?

Michael: Some sticky yummy cum uwu
Jake: I don’t feel comfortable with you anymore *explodes into penises*

by skippythetoiletfan September 9, 2021

Cow Cum

Often known as Milk, Cow Cum is used as a Substitute for boob cum.
Used mostly for breakfast and child growth.

mike: cow cum makes bones strong
bob: ok

by nice133742069 April 23, 2021

The CUM Zone

The "Canada, United States, Mexico" zone.

Mostly aliens who appear in television would go to The CUM Zone

Aliens would go to The CUM Zone in every movie

by LePost James September 25, 2020

cum aiming

To aim your cum in a particular direction - usually very difficult, especially if you are a 'squirter' instead of an 'oozer'.

"Close only counts in hand grenades, horseshoes and cum aiming"

by Buddhalite February 4, 2009

Rope of Cum

Ejaculate that possesses the physical properties of rope upon departing the urethral opening. The ejaculate can be referred to as a "rope of cum" even if it has a semi-runny consistency (somewhere between sputum and gel dentifrice) so long as the rope of cum remains unbroken from the ejaculator to the ejaculatee. This phenomenon is associated with prolonged periods between ejaculations allowing for the full maturation, curing, and coagulation of semen. Overextended time between ejaculations can even lead to a curdled or lumpy rope of cum.
Opposite of cum spray.

The rope of cum extended from my penis tip to her sweaty navel.

by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011

Cum Jar

A cum jar is a jar filled with cum, yup, cum. It is a meme were someone puts a figure and busts a nut on it in a jar

John: What's that?

Gerald: That's my cum jar

by SoLegoPornExists November 19, 2020

Cum Deflectors

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.

Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!

by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011