post-jack (post ejaculation frustration)

is when a man after ejaculation gets into a horrible mood. Very common with middle aged men.

I think my boyfriend has post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) in the morning.

by sachimiprimi May 20, 2011

Jack the Snacc

When you’re kinda hungry but kinda horny, so you shoot your load into your mouth for a nice little treat.

“Hey David, you want to get some dinner?”

“Nah I’m good- I have half a chubb so I’m just going to jack the snacc this time.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 27, 2020

Jack Yates

the sexiest man on earth who pulls all the men

hey man did you see jack yates

yes he kidnapped me

by cameron is a big nonce November 14, 2022

Jack Jansen

Boring guy, no fun. Mini-Hoop king you will get dominated.

John: Turtle neck sweater.
Jack's mom: hey son "Jack Jansen".

by John3482 November 30, 2022

Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off

Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better

by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022

Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

by RackyRacer June 09, 2018

Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.

Hey! Let's Apple Jack.

by finding bow October 11, 2017