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Keep your feelings in your purse

Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.
Stop trippin girl! We'd make better money if you'd keep your feelings in your purse.
by Kasey Jayne July 1, 2018
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I will not be making a purchase

When you’re not gonna @ someone. Avoiding conflict, or simply avoiding something.
Kylie: “ I ate cereal with milk and it changed my life”

Fred: “I will not be making a purchase
by Dog-Anesthesiologist September 21, 2018
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All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021
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Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE
by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
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An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
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Bros gonna be in a purpleguy video

You use this phrase when something replays or is seen repeatedly(photo) while classical music plays
Bros gonna be in a purpleguy video
by marsthesecondfr October 13, 2024
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the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
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