Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022

Nut

A fluid that can be referred to as "nut". Many people like to swallow the nut, women in particular.

I just swallowed nut yesterday!

by Nutmaster420 June 11, 2019

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

Nuts 4 Nuts

Common usage: A type of street food cart predominantly located in New York City. They have bags of (caramelized/candied)mixed nuts that deserve 3 Michelin Stars, but you get sick of them if you eat too many, which is probably why they don't have the 3 stars.

Uncommon usage: Another way of saying "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." exclusively between men. It is, however, a regional dialect, used almost exclusively in Southern New Jersey, and has a subtle connotation of toxic masculinity.

Hey man, wanna go drop by the Nuts 4 Nuts later? I have 5 bucks and the biggest munchies you've ever seen.

Yo, Nuts 4 Nuts? You won't.

by thewalkingwaffl April 5, 2022

Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

Edible Nut

When you take an edible and get so high, that when you cum, you almost pass out

Last night I got high with my wife, when she sucked me off I had an edible nut.

by Funnydad69 August 11, 2022

Nut challenge

2 men boy a game where they can only be in underwear for minimal protection of genitals/nuts/balls/what’s on a boy’s body then both men grab the others genitals and on the count of 3 start to squeeze the others genitals fist one to give up has to do what the winter says for a week

1: That was a good nut challenge

2: my nuts are sore from the nut challenge

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022