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Chunky monkey

A sexual act involving dropping a lumpy turd into a sexual partners mouth and making them swallow it whole. The next day, you give them multiple laxatives and making them shit it back out onto a random animal of your choosing (such as a monkey)
“Me and Sarah did the chunky monkey last night, it got all over the dog
by 2001legohagrid January 11, 2022
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funky monkey

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by stumpcool January 15, 2022
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Moon monkey

A person of African heritage or black decent
by Chris2020 December 9, 2021
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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
Man: oh shit its a murder monkey
by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021
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Lil monkey

Your a lil monkey
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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