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Jack

Jack has the smallest wiener in the world. He performs incest with all his cousins and no girl actually likes him. All his friends are on payroll from his parents. Jacks whole life consists of bad breath and video games.
Jack is being weird
by Jmoney717 November 22, 2021
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Jack-cident

When a "slightly" overweight 8 year old boy named Jack(Jackson) defecates in his shorts with no underwear on, while trying to push out a fart.
While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."
by GUTPILE March 28, 2021
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Jack Wilko

by Beesy2Buzzy January 31, 2022
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Jacks Breakfast

A man in a class that is not very smart and matthew can see the future of jack being dumb
Why is Jacks Breakfast so dumb
by Jack=bad April 20, 2021
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Jack

A Jack is a person or perhaps an animal who claims other humans or animals as their children out of care, loving, or fun

Origin of A Jack: Jack Riley
The people here need a jack and I’m gonna be their Jack
by Jaxets May 9, 2019
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Jack

A Jack is a woman who enjoys the delights of all the sexes. She is bold with over flowing confidance, asking for what she wants in an intelligent and kind way and always getting her desires. Jacks are feared and admired by other women. They follow their own rule set and don't much mind if you don't like it. But by men they are wanted and desired as both company and as lovers. Then they are Jack The Lads.
Jacks are like exotic birds; rare, foreign, admired and wanted. Respect Jacks they will respect you. If they even notice you.
About a Jack 1, "She's such a Jack! Can you believe her?!"
2, "She's so bold! Just like a Jack!"
3, "This is Jack, she's a right Jack The Lad, am I right!"
From a Jack 1, "You can just say darling that I'm a bit of a Jack"
by RamonFlowers June 23, 2019
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Jack

Jack is boring
by Honey 12345 October 18, 2019
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