Cheese Grater

1; a metal object used to shave tiny pieces of cheese off of a block

2; the unholiest image on E621.net. If you mention this object to a Furry in an unorthodox or sexual manner, be advised about the consequences.

Person 1; Dude, this cheese grater would totaly fit up Sarah's-

Furry; DO NOT TRY IT!

Also Furry; war flashbacks

by Drunk Furry June 4, 2022

dih cheese

the best delicacy ever

i love dih cheese

by dihcheeseman May 4, 2025

Cheese burger

It's a food dumbass!

Person1:Hey have you tried a cheese burger before?
Person2:Fuck you, you rat infested junkie.

by BobtheNotBuilder69 November 3, 2020

Cheese

cheese is the worst thing ever its so gross that you do a double back flip and stub your toe as you fall down the stairs

*someone eats cheese and dies*

by Oogaly Boogaly November 12, 2023

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

cheeky cheese

someone who is so sloppy that they find he need to eat excessive amounts of cheese till there skin gets a moist creamy texture.

damn sams looking pretty cheeky cheese tonight ;-)

by themoistureman101 March 12, 2017

cheese

the worst thing ever invented

Cheese is so bad it tastes like mayonnaise that has been sitting in a car for five hours.

by FaZeMOM December 17, 2018