getting off my tits

Getting totally drunk

I'm going out tonight and getting off my tits!!

by Jusjay69 December 30, 2016

Don't Mug Us Off!

Don’t Mug Us Off! consists of three pals that have jokes, drink low price cider and throw shapes. The bands message and religion (low price cider) is portrayed in their brutal sound which is delivered with such energy and raw power that it will leave the listener casting serious loner shapes. The brains behind the jokes are Ads, Jess and Robb, three pals who always have each others backs and won’t let any outsider mug them off infront of their pals. The trio met at CCCU and it was in the first week that Robb and Jess became good pals. They had seen Ads around and had safe chats but one special night drew Ads and Robb close together; When both battered from seperate nights on whisky and lager they threw the most immense shapes to Norma Jean and the chemistry was evident for all to see. Jess on this fateful night was being mugged off in a way they all learnt to stand against, because his pasta bake went cold. It wasn’t, however, long before they all bonded through their shared love of cheap cider, pro evolution soccer, casting shapes, beatdowns and mackin’ on (each others) honeys - thus the epic trio was born. The trio have received rave reviews from their pals for being such jokers at their private shows and in general everyday life. The band also welcome guest appearences, including Radu ’The (Romanian) Vulture’.

A band called Don't Mug Us Off! who play hardcore tunes.

by J.Lace April 23, 2008

drop the kids off at the pool

taking a dump, pooping...

I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."

by Anonymous November 12, 2001

off da meat rack

related to skateboarding, as something was cool, sick, insane, or just plain stylin'

That Tre flip was off da meat rack. Kenny Reed's style is like woah, he's definatly off da meat rack.

by Sir Stud-a-lot December 3, 2003

canadian style (whacking off)

When you beat off with your hand the the opposite position as it would normally be. Your thumb is closest to the base. And your pinky is extended up into the air.

Ben decided to try canadian style after four hours when his arm began to cramp up.

by Metalideth April 16, 2003

Take the rag off the bush

This is an old country expression which
denotes something outrageous,going above and beyond the ordinary -- surpasses everything.

OakCreek Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Luling, Texas takes the rag off the bush in longterm care! Call 830-875-5606 for admission information. We take the rag off the bush!

by All in a day's work April 5, 2010

Rip yer dick off

A "fuck you!" sort of exclamation.
Usually uttered at someone regardless of their gender, in extreme frustration or anger.
Typically accompanied by a double flip of the bird.

Dorian: So yeah, I think we should break up. I met this SUPER hot girl at Sebastion's party last night. We totally made out.

Helen: WHAT? You bastard! Rip yer dick off!!
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July: They signed me up to take weights this year and I'm really not athletic. Is there any way I can transfer out of it?

Mrs. Svenksbottom: No. All the other classes are filled up.

July: Noooo! Rip yer dick off!!!!!

by Patricia Brare January 21, 2009